The problem with Coffee Shops.
Yes, a coffee shop can be a great place to study, but seriously there are some complaints here.
Therefore, here is a open letter list of complaints to Coffee Shops:
- You Play ColdPlay way too much.
ColdPlay is nice, but only in moderation. It also makes me wonder if your CD selection is lacking.
- Coffee is too expensive. We can all thank Starbucks for this one.
- Quit coming by to wipe the table off/sweep every 5 minutes. I know you're trying to look/stay busy.
- Get more outlets so I can plug in my laptop.
- Quit teasing me and flirting just for a tip. Yes I'm talking to you cute coffee girl.
- Quit serving dry overpriced bakery items: bagel, pastry, etc. Why do people order this stuff?
- Quit charging for Wifi! I would spend way more money and time there if you had a free open connection for customers.
- Quit asking me for whip cream. If I wanted it, I'd ask for it.
- Your daily specials suck.
- I don't care that your bean water came from Ethiopia.
- There are way too many fancy names on your menu.
- Quit rushing me when I'm looking at your menu and trying to order.
- And finally, I come here 5 times a week because
a) I'm trying to get your phone number
b) I'm hoping to get a free drink one of these days
c) I am a coffee adict
d) all of the above
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