Coffee shop complaints

Yes, a coffee shop can be a great place to study, but seriously there are some complaints here. Therefore, here is a open letter list of complaints to Coffee Shops:

1. You Play ColdPlay way too much.

   ColdPlay is nice, but only in moderation. It also makes me wonder if your CD selection is lacking.



2. Coffee is too expensive. We can all thank Starbucks for this one.


3. Quit coming by to wipe the table off/sweep every 5 minutes. I know you're trying to look/stay busy.


4. Get more outlets so I can plug in my laptop.


5. Quit teasing me and flirting just for a tip. Yes I'm talking to you cute coffee girl.


6. Quit serving dry overpriced bakery items: bagel, pastry, etc. Why do people order this stuff?


7. Quit charging for Wifi! I would spend way more money and time there if you had a free open connection for customers.


8. Quit asking me for whip cream. If I wanted it, I'd ask for it.


9. Your daily specials suck.


10. I don't care that your bean water came from Ethiopia.


11. There are way too many fancy names on your menu.


12. Quit rushing me when I'm looking at your menu and trying to order.


13. And finally, I come here 5 times a week because
    a) I'm trying to get your phone number
    b) I'm hoping to get a free drink one of these days
    c) I am a coffee adict
    d) all of the above